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((This may have been overdone, but I'm extremely bored, soooo.....

Luke, I am your FATHER! JOIN THE DARK SIDE! >:D))
This post was last modified: January 5th 2013 05:23 PM by Arbjorn


Arbjorn Frost-Howl
Zeymah of the Bromlokiir
VOTH AKRIN!

'This is where we fight! This is where we die!' - King Leonidas
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Post #22028
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Okay, I'll give you a short and simple description of what I have to say... no.


One with the caravans
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Post #22030
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(January 5th 2013 12:24 AM)skooma addict Wrote:  Okay, I'll give you a short and simple description of what I have to say... no.

((That's not very nice.

*Scratches the Khajiit by the back of his/her ear*

Purr kitty PURR!!))


Arbjorn Frost-Howl
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This one enjoys that but we owe a great debt to the queen, most of us khajiit would be dead without her help.


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Post #22113
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Join the Dark Side...we have sweet rolls!


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May the periphery of ancient wisdom remain merciful with those who deny the darkness...

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(January 5th 2013 11:49 AM)Ivixor Wrote:  Join the Dark Side...we have sweet rolls!

Sweet roll hay, well we've got Breton cookies!

http://www.tesof.com/topic-i-ve-suddenly...y-appetite


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(January 5th 2013 09:54 AM)skooma addict Wrote:  This one enjoys that but we owe a great debt to the queen, most of us khajiit would be dead without her help.

I feel pity fer ye, ye'll have tae face th' likes o' myself in battle!

(January 5th 2013 11:49 AM)Ivixor Wrote:  Join the Dark Side...we have sweet rolls!

((Seems legit. That should be enough reason for anyone to change factions!

Heck, even in real life. The government needs to use this in propaganda :p))

(January 5th 2013 01:32 PM)Blood Hunter Wrote:  
(January 5th 2013 11:49 AM)Ivixor Wrote:  Join the Dark Side...we have sweet rolls!

Sweet roll hay, well we've got Breton cookies!

http://www.tesof.com/topic-i-ve-suddenly...y-appetite

((Hmmm... are they made of Bretons? Thats the deal-breaker for me. Hehe))
This post was last modified: January 5th 2013 02:26 PM by Arbjorn


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(January 5th 2013 02:23 PM)Arbjorn Wrote:  
(January 5th 2013 09:54 AM)skooma addict Wrote:  This one enjoys that but we owe a great debt to the queen, most of us khajiit would be dead without her help.

I feel pity fer ye, ye'll have tae face th' likes o' myself in battle!

(January 5th 2013 11:49 AM)Ivixor Wrote:  Join the Dark Side...we have sweet rolls!

((Seems legit. That should be enough reason for anyone to change factions!

Heck, even in real life. The government needs to use this in propaganda :p))

(January 5th 2013 01:32 PM)Blood Hunter Wrote:  
(January 5th 2013 11:49 AM)Ivixor Wrote:  Join the Dark Side...we have sweet rolls!

Sweet roll hay, well we've got Breton cookies!

http://www.tesof.com/topic-i-ve-suddenly...y-appetite

((Hmmm... are they made of Bretons? Thats the deal-breaker for me. Hehe))

I'm not sure, you'll have to come for a taste test.

(Even though you probably don't know what bretons taste like.)


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(January 5th 2013 02:31 PM)Blood Hunter Wrote:  I'm not sure, you'll have to come for a taste test.

(Even though you probably don't know what bretons taste like.)

((Hey, I'm a man open to new things. There's a first for everything! :p))


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(January 5th 2013 02:38 PM)Arbjorn Wrote:  
(January 5th 2013 02:31 PM)Blood Hunter Wrote:  I'm not sure, you'll have to come for a taste test.

(Even though you probably don't know what bretons taste like.)

((Hey, I'm a man open to new things. There's a first for everything! :p))

Even cannibalism? Really?


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Wait a moment...

Aldmeri contains...Aldmer and Bosmer...But we have already elves.

Khajiit, yeah they would make fine thieves...But we have already elves.

;)


Who controls the Septim crown?
Who keeps the Allesian Heresy down?
We do, we do

Who knocked Yokuda off the maps?
Who keeps the Dwemer under wraps?
We do, we do

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(January 5th 2013 02:50 PM)Blood Hunter Wrote:  
(January 5th 2013 02:38 PM)Arbjorn Wrote:  
(January 5th 2013 02:31 PM)Blood Hunter Wrote:  I'm not sure, you'll have to come for a taste test.

(Even though you probably don't know what bretons taste like.)

((Hey, I'm a man open to new things. There's a first for everything! :p))

Even cannibalism? Really?

'Tis a joke. ((Technically Bretons are half-man, half-mer.))

(January 5th 2013 02:54 PM)Idriar Wrote:  Wait a moment...

Aldmeri contains...Aldmer and Bosmer...But we have already elves.

Khajiit, yeah they would make fine thieves...But we have already elves.

;)

((Aye, I merely wanted to mess with the ol' rascals :p))
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All honesty... the Dominion has better beliefs than that off the Pact. The Pact contains so much hatred, and all they want is total desecration of the land's and other alliances. Just so they can take over and finally rule.


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(January 5th 2013 04:48 PM)Liger Wrote:  All honesty... the Dominion has better beliefs than that off the Pact. The Pact contains so much hatred, and all they want is total desecration of the land's and other alliances. Just so they can take over and finally rule.

((How is the Dominion any better? They would see the whole of Tamriel destroyed before they would allow themselves to fall under the rule of men, who they believe are too young and 'unfit' for such authority. Granted, there are some exceptions, such as your Queen, but stereotypically, the High Elves are stuck up and stand-offish, and believe themselves to be the rightful rulers above all other 'beliefs' that they may have. To which I have to say, on what grounds do the Altmer have the right to even touch the throne?

Furthermore, the Khajiit are infamous for their production of moon sugar, which then can be refined into Skooma. They're generally a broken race [all that plague misfortune they're experiencing deep in the heart of the Khajiit homeland] and really only fight under the Dominion to settle a huge debt.

I really have nothing against Bosmer, tbh. I used to think the two hated each other, but I guess I was wrong.

Also, if you actually read and tried to understand the Ebonheart Pact's reasoning for banding together in the first place, you'll see that the only reason that the alliance was formed in the first place was, similar to the Daggerfall Covenant, to restore order and peace to Tamriel to some degree.

And what of the 'desecration of the lands/alliances' claim that you have made? I mean, I can understand why EP would want to destroy the other factions... you would want your enemies defeated, am I wrong? As for the 'land' part... I'm not following you clearly. I would ask of clarification from you, please.

This 'hatred' you speak of doesn't exist internally; rather, these three races allied with one another because they know each other better, therefore trusting each other more than they would any other race. The Ebonheart Pact would sooner see the Dominion and the Covenant destroyed than fight amongst each other, as stated above.

To conclude, I would like to say that the past is most definitely not the present. That's why I didn't claim that the Altmer were supremacists - that's the Thalmor. But their attitude certainly hasn't changed much over the centuries.

EDIT - In all fairness, I am naturally biased in my opinion of the other factions, as I'm sure you are as well.

EDIT - Saw your post in the EP section. Though I have no right nor wish to complain of your comeback, I want to make it known that it was a joke. Overdone, as stated in the first sentence of this entire thread, but a joke nonetheless. You chose to acknowledge it and make absurd implications, so I retaliated in a more serious manner.

I don't feel the need to draw this out any longer, so I'll stop replying. Good luck to your future endeavors, AD. Looking forward to meeting you on the battlefield.))
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Arbjorn Frost-Howl
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Post #22237
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So, these threads are funny, but with more people joining, I think we should refrain from creating potential flame bait.

Even if your intentions are humorous or friendly (as I'm sure ALL of you are...), the odds are that in the coming months threads like these will become all too common. I don't see a reason to delete or moderate these threads, so lets just let them slide to the bottom, shall we?

Cheers!


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