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Real Life Oblivion Themed Character Sheet


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I am slightly confused. Care to explain?


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(March 26th 2014 05:10 PM)Alucardeo Wrote:  I am slightly confused. Care to explain?

Basically, it's a character sheet for your mom:
Quote:Name: Alucardeo's Mom

Race: Orc

Age: toddler (mentally)

Strength: 58
Intelligence: 0
Willpower: 0
Agility: 0
Personality: -10
etc...

Appearance: Several ponytails, one for each armpit, another for the beard. Green, ripped arms. Tiny face. Too much makeup.

Abilities: Hitting stuff really hard. Hair braiding.

Advantages: Everything

Disadvantages: lol not really, she sucks at everything

Skills: Mad skills. Like, she is very good at being very very mad.

Backstory: The story written on her back is about her being chosen by Malacath as the most attractive Orc. She wrote it herself. Actually, it's just a bunch of random scribbles on her back. Actually, you can't see it because it's covered in hair. Actually, Malacath was choosing the most attractive Orc male Actually, Malacath was choosing the most attractive Imga.
This post was last modified: March 26th 2014 06:10 PM by cyfiawnder hiraethus


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Male Imga actually. That's almost spot on. Except my mother has no ponytails. They are like a Santa beard . She also is also a scaleless Argonian whore with an appetite for her own hair, thus her being bald. And being a man.


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