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The Dragon Bone Awards


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Thinking about TES and lore: funny and awkward NPC, bad stories, bad scripts, badly played/written antagonist or anything else comes your mind.
Here are my nominees:

Worst Supporting NPC/Career Award: Delphine - for knowing basically nothing, making a case about Blades being followers of the Dragonborn then blatantly assuming the role of the Guildmaster and making demands to the one person she was supposed to obey.
Bad Joke Award: Ajira's idea of fun is telling you the Warlock Ring can be found west of Bal Fell when it is actually east of the ruin.
"I see naked people" Award: Neminda of House Redoran for the role in the quest "Disguise" where you could go to her naked and with the helmet on and still receive secret orders.
Amnesia Award: Ulrich Leland for repeatedly stopping to tell you: "I don't know you and I don't care to know you."
"Grab him by the...home?" Award: After talking normally, Savlian Matius suddenly goes bitchy when you ask him about Kvatch.

"The only good Rat is a dead Rat" Award: The Fighters Guild for their role in eradicating rats wherever they may be and passing on this noble art to the new members.(Some people argue it is the absence of rats in Skyrim that kept The Fighters Guild out of the Province although it may the other way around)
"My name... is Neo" Award: MK for the work "Magne-Ge Pantheon" in which the signs are classified very much as they are.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" Award: to the creator of the Colorfull Elven Armor mod for turning it pink, much to the despair of any manly character.
"Toby, I am your father!" Award: to Celboy89, the author of "No children in Skyrim" mod. It replaces all children in Skyrim with talking dogs (didn't epect that, did you?!) in order to "use Adult mods freely without risking some stupid NPC underage voyeur walking in". Oddly enough, with Hertfire installed, The Dragonborn can still adopt a talking dog/child/thing.
This post was last modified: February 13th 2013 11:01 AM by Aristeus
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The award for most ungrateful begger goes to:Gaenor the Wood Elf, who despite how much money you give him he will still come back to smite you with his new ill gotten gains.

And the award for most random remembering of forgetful people, goes to: Aristeus.

10,000 sweet roles in your honour.
This post was last modified: February 13th 2013 05:16 AM by Stinkyremy


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(February 13th 2013 05:10 AM)Stinkyremy Wrote:  And the award for most random remembering of forgetful people, goes to: Aristeus.

10,000 sweet roles in your honour.

Thanks so much! Glad to see someone finally appreciates my useless talent.
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