The Apocalypse Pwnies are a cross-faction guild dedicated to taking back Tamriel from Molag Bal for her people and giving them the freedom they deserve. The so-called "High Elves" of Summerset Isle believe that the Ruby Throne is theirs by right, but we are here to say, "If you want the throne, you can have it, but only if you can kill every last one of us that stands between your island and Cyrodiil." They only wish to oppress those they see as "inferior" to their race. Damn the Altmer and damn Molag Bal! Let those who wish to be free rise up to liberate this land from the hands of those who wish to oppress and enslave her people. Tyrants shall fall by our hands and free men shall be the kings of this land! Let us band together as children of Tamriel, and together we will loose the Lord of Domination's hold on our land and keep the oppressive Altmer off of the Ruby Throne. Brothers and sisters, I ask you, will you join us in our fight for a free Tamriel? If you so choose, pick up your weapons and follow us to freedom!
To Freedom, Justice, and the Death of All Tyrants!

-Guild Structure-
The two Harbingers of the guild and four Captains form the Elder Council.
Each Captain will be in charge of their corresponding group of Soldiers.
There are four classes of Soldiers in the guild: Tank, Healer, Berserker, and War Mage.
Each class is separated into a different squad when the time comes to raid dungeons or do PvP.
The position of Captain is given to the most efficient soldier if their corresponding class.
We are a Companions-esque guild in the sense that no one rules anyone, the guild structure is just to keep us organized. All members have a say in what the guild does.
Every initiate must do one raid with the Elder Council to show their skill in battle before they achieve the title of Soldier.

-The Five Tenets-
I. NO HIGH ELVES
II. Be Mature When Playing
III. Respect Your Fellow Pwnies
IV. Always Lend A Hand To A Fellow Pwny
V. NO HIGH ELVES

We look forward to taking back Tamriel with you.

Add the two Harbingers on Xbox Live: Lady Lishacorn and AstroTheBearded