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Corrupt A Wish Thread!


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So given that we've pretty much talked the game to death, and taking Deveron's (I think?) suggestion on the official forums to get the community involved more, I figured I'd try a game I've often enjoyed on other forums. As the title implies, you simply find an ironic or funny way to grant the wish of the previous post without giving them what they want, then make your own wish to keep the chain going. For example, "I wish to catch the next bus". "Granted. It will be dropping from 2000 feet. Get your arms ready. I wish for a cheeseburger."

Etc. K, I'll start with an obvious one: I wish for immediate, full, unrestricted beta access to Elder Scrolls Online.
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Good idea, indeed!

Oh yes, your wish is granted of course. Here's your beta client on 58255 5,25" floppy disk. Have fun installing!

Let's see, what shall I wish for... I wish for my own and fully operational starship!


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Granted. One Danube-class runabout, just for you:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en..._kiang.jpg

Oh, and you're right next to Sobras, Kazon home planet. Post-Voyager timeline. Have fun with that.

I wish for my own island.

(August 13th 2012, 08:12 PM)Deveron Wrote: Oh yes, your wish is granted of course. Here's your beta client on 58255 5,25" floppy disk. Have fun installing!

How sad am I that I actually considered the feasibility here? It is still possible to hook up an old floppy drive with the correct software (I think you'd have to use an old OS, XP or something). Assuming 15 seconds per disk, it'd take 242 hours, 44 minutes. Double the time to level cap. Still totally worth it.

Wow. I'm such a geek.
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Granted, you're now on Dead Island, have fun!


I wish for the ability to fly


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*whispers*
Yay! Thanks for necroing this! :)
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(August 26th 2012, 03:04 PM)Sparhawk Wrote: *whispers*
Yay! Thanks for necroing this! :)

Somebody, grant my wish!


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(August 26th 2012, 12:20 PM)Asguard Wrote: Granted, you're now on Dead Island, have fun!


I wish for the ability to fly

[Image: icarusr.jpg]

Have fun, Icarus
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You forgot your wish. Or are you trying to play it safe?


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(August 29th 2012, 08:49 PM)Deveron Wrote: You forgot your wish. Or are you trying to play it safe?

Oh sorry, I want to breathe underwater


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(August 30th 2012, 12:48 AM)DragonKhan95 Wrote: Oh sorry, I want to breathe underwater

[Image: Conceptual_Artwork_of_Viktor_Krum_(Half-...shark).JPG]

Here you go


I wish I had a pet wolf!


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(August 30th 2012, 04:39 AM)Asguard Wrote:
(August 30th 2012, 12:48 AM)DragonKhan95 Wrote: Oh sorry, I want to breathe underwater



I wish I had a pet wolf!

[Image: thegreyposter.jpg]

have a good time!


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(August 30th 2012, 06:40 AM)DragonKhan95 Wrote: [Image: thegreyposter.jpg]
have a good time!

Loved the Icarus one. Genius. You've not made your wish again though! lol
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(August 30th 2012, 09:41 AM)Sparhawk Wrote:
(August 30th 2012, 06:40 AM)DragonKhan95 Wrote: [Image: thegreyposter.jpg]
have a good time!

Loved the Icarus one. Genius. You've not made your wish again though! lol

Dam it!. Um, I wish I could have unlimited money


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(August 31st 2012, 08:46 AM)DragonKhan95 Wrote:
(August 30th 2012, 09:41 AM)Sparhawk Wrote:
(August 30th 2012, 06:40 AM)DragonKhan95 Wrote: [Image: thegreyposter.jpg]
have a good time!

Loved the Icarus one. Genius. You've not made your wish again though! lol

Dam it!. Um, I wish I could have unlimited money

[Image: empire.jpg]

There you go, right above your head an unlimited supply of small change and it'll never cease raining pennies.

I wish I had a luxury yacht.


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(August 31st 2012, 09:12 AM)Deveron Wrote: I wish I had a luxury yacht.

How about a MASSIVE YACHT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdi6E-qzS1c

I wish for a life supply of video games


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