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Redguard vs Bosmer vs Khajiit vs Argonian...who would win?


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*facepalm*

There are way too many threads about this. There really isn't a right answer, there are a lot of contributing factors to the outcome of such a fight.


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Ted Danson would win. How you ask? That jaw-line. Thats how Ted Danson always wins


It is not that I lack loyalty, in fact it is one of my stronger traits. It just seems that I have a much deeper, more poignant sense of betrayal.
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Like Took an arrow to in the said, their are way too many threads about this.

But what do the people have? I'm just asking..


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(February 2nd 2014, 06:05 PM)Took an arrow in the knee Wrote: *facepalm*

There are way too many threads about this. There really isn't a right answer, there are a lot of contributing factors to the outcome of such a fight.

Well be creative and make up a battle scene.


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(February 2nd 2014, 06:20 PM)CharlesPatrick92 Wrote:
(February 2nd 2014, 06:05 PM)Took an arrow in the knee Wrote: *facepalm*

There are way too many threads about this. There really isn't a right answer, there are a lot of contributing factors to the outcome of such a fight.

Well be creative and make up a battle scene.

Ok then, Cyrodiil, a Redguard with a cured sword in Heavy Armor walks in a forest. The Bosmer with his fellow Khajiit friend are walking from ValenWood their are nothing heading towards the same Alyeid ruin, but the Argonian has his camp inside their already. What do you think happens next? Please go ahead and with detail...


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Okay I got one:

So, a Redguard, a Bosmer, and a Khajiit walk into an Argonian bar. A mammoth pops his head in an says....


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(February 2nd 2014, 06:36 PM)Dark Souls Mantra Wrote: Okay I got one:

So, a Redguard, a Bosmer, and a Khajiit walk into an Argonian bar. A mammoth pops his head in an says....

A mammoth? OK he says "Oh look it a fellow person with fur, to bad the Elf will skin you as soon as he gets to your a rug. And oh I didn't see you their Redguard because witrh you skin you're almost a shadow." Then the mammoth farts and leaves.


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(February 2nd 2014, 06:39 PM)alien138 Wrote:
(February 2nd 2014, 06:36 PM)Dark Souls Mantra Wrote: Okay I got one:

So, a Redguard, a Bosmer, and a Khajiit walk into an Argonian bar. A mammoth pops his head in an says....

A mammoth? OK he says "Oh look it a fellow person with fur, to bad the Elf will skin you as soon as he gets to your a rug. And oh I didn't see you their Redguard because witrh you skin you're almost a shadow." Then the mammoth farts and leaves.

I especially liked the part where the mammoth farted


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The scene is only part of the matter. What are the skills of the combatants? how old are they? what quality is their equipment and how much are they carrying? there are tons of factors that can effect the outcome of a battle.

For example a Khajiit warrior monk 32 years old with an athletic build in the plains of Anequina wearing only a simple cotton tunic that has mastered the whispering fang martial art form would win against a common Argonian farmer extremely easily.

And again. There's got to be at least seven threads about the exact same topic as this.


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(February 2nd 2014, 06:33 PM)alien138 Wrote:
(February 2nd 2014, 06:20 PM)CharlesPatrick92 Wrote:
(February 2nd 2014, 06:05 PM)Took an arrow in the knee Wrote: *facepalm*

There are way too many threads about this. There really isn't a right answer, there are a lot of contributing factors to the outcome of such a fight.

Well be creative and make up a battle scene.

Ok then, Cyrodiil, a Redguard with a cured sword in Heavy Armor walks in a forest. The Bosmer with his fellow Khajiit friend are walking from ValenWood their are nothing heading towards the same Alyeid ruin, but the Argonian has his camp inside their already. What do you think happens next? Please go ahead and with detail...

Obviously the Redguard wins. Why you ask? Because curved sword, that's why.


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Is the Argonian a maid named Lifts-Her-Tail?


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(February 2nd 2014, 06:42 PM)Took an arrow in the knee Wrote: The scene is only part of the matter. What are the skills of the combatants? how old are they? what quality is their equipment and how much are they carrying? there are tons of factors that can effect the outcome of a battle.

For example a Khajiit warrior monk 32 years old with an athletic build in the plains of Anequina wearing only a simple cotton tunic that has mastered the whispering fang martial art form would win against a common Argonian farmer extremely easily.

And again. There's got to be at least seven threads about the exact same topic as this.

Ok...
The Redguard is 40ish years old he served in the army and is somewhat trained in the ways of Heavy Armor and a One-Handed sword with a free hand, the only thing he has with him is his armor (all steel), 200 coins, a map of the area, his curved sword, some food and some wine and some firewood. He is fit and is strong plus he is a fast reactor. His armor and weapon are to the best the could be so they wouldn't be falling apart soon.

(February 2nd 2014, 06:47 PM)Tabbycat Wrote: Is the Argonian a maid named Lifts-Her-Tail?

Why yes she is...
And she loves to clean spears... Winking_tongue_out

(February 2nd 2014, 06:43 PM)Epicfailville Wrote: Obviously the Redguard wins. Why you ask? Because curved sword, that's why.

What about the Khajiit the cat could just jump on the others face and go "Surprise motherf*cker!!!" And then hump the shit out of them.
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CURVED SWORDS!!!!


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(February 2nd 2014, 07:09 PM)Epicfailville Wrote: CURVED SWORDS!!!!

JUMPING KITTENS!!!


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