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How to construct a McGangBang


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Hello there ladies and gentleman, today I am going to deliver unto you the delicate, luxurious reward of making your very own McGangBang!

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Now you may be asking yourself, what is this McGangBang? What does it consist of? Why am I wasting my first world time on this pathetic thread? WELL my friend, I shall tell you!

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Did YOU know that the magic that Ronald McDonald pours into every healthy meal served their can be transmuted into even more spectacular creations? Of course you didn't you mundane fool! You are just a petty insignificant ant to the wonders of him!

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For the presentation I have acquired 2 beautiful specimens from the dollar menu. They are the main ingrediants and the first day to the rest of your lives!
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To reveal the golden core you must VERY CAREFULLY peel away the protective covering surrounding our treasures.

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Take the sandwich that was in an Angel Threaded Robe (they write McDouble on this to avoid confusion with the angels putting these ones on) and pry the sandwich in half. Here you see that there is two, thats right, TWO patties of sensationally slaughtered cow goodiness!

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You then take the other half of this dynamic duo of modern gluttony... and do NOTHING! Yup, just marvel at its wonderful perfect condition! This hidden gem is in some parts of the world called 'McChicken' of course this is a old and unproven theory.
-EDITORS NOTE- The wrongly done prying of said earlier cow was sandwich makers fault by not properly executing a sandwich makers proper techniques to keep food visually appealing, therefore the beef looks semi-imperfect

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Now unless you have a surgeon nearby to do acute operations and detail for our creation, summon everything you have and go ahead and put the two parts of the holy trinity together and witness a miracle!

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Now is time for the second best part of our operation, the visual feast! Aside from witnessing our severely under payed and acne riddled workers assembling the sandwichs from the ground up, you can behold the greatest thing your corneas will ever perceive...

THE McGangBang!!!!

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Go ahead big shooter! Take a bite of that beauty! You Earned it! Along with that fuckton of trans-fats that will creep up into your ass and be subtly seen by your significant other and won't be brought up for weeks or even a few months if your lucky and will gusher from his mouth in a random fight you two have how he thinks your becoming overweight and while he still loves you your not physically attractive anymore which makes sense to males but for some reason females just can't understand!

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Of all the things you will cook in your life, and hell, even accomplish for that matter, will be nothing compared to the Mangum Opus you have just made. Feel free to let the beautiful McGangBang glide down your throat! Just feel hows enters your mouth abruptly and could seem frightening, but you just let it go and swallow it, and its the best feeling ever!

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Well folks, after going through so much together, I am happy to call you a Sandwich Savant and a fellow McGangBang buddy! I do hope this was as fun as it was educational. So next time you stop and McDonalds... Don't forget to pick yourself up a McGangBang :D
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Disgusting..


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(April 14th 2013, 10:17 PM)Tyrvan Wrote: Disgusting..

You, ser, are a rapscallion and a scoundrel, not recognizing divine grace when you see it!


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The only thing disgusting about it is that it doesn't have any bacon!


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Oh god Seamus, you're brilliant.




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Saemus you just got my first like ever given out on this forums, congratz buddy!


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this is the most disgusting thing ive seen in a while.
and ive recently seen a half rotten rodent on the street.

At this point they should make a miniseries about your creation.
And call it: Umnomnomnom-merica
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The creation is brilliant. I applaud the culinary engineering effort. Now, if it had used food to begin with instead of garbage the result would have been fit for human consumption. As it is, the result is just twice as gross as a McAnything.


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One of my favorite memories is being really messed up one night with a bunch of friends and going to McDonalds cause why not. Well we actually just ordered one and turns out some places late at night totally will actually just make you one. Best part is they were so amused with our antics they gave us free drinks and fries..that was a pretty good night. The next day or two ehhhhh not so good lol.


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That looks like it will kill you.


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Next time why not try the variation of having the meat in in the middle (Oooh yeah) and the Chick(en) on top.

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Lol I think my cholestrol went up a few hundred levels just reading this.
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I can just imagine you explaining all this this in the TF2 Spy voice. xD

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Seamus is having so much fun with his new camera it's almost criminal!! I wonder what other masterpieces will come as a result? Don't worry bro, we will always be on Skype to give you wonderful ideas that you may or may not regret later.



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