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Most Awkward Experience You Have Ever Had in an Elder Scrolls Game?


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So, I was playing Daggerfall, and I rented a room in a tavern. So, I'm just trying to find my room by opening random doors, because the tavern owners dont vother to tell you where your room is. One of them was just a completely empty room. Well, empty except for the f%#@ing prostitute bare naked and sitting on the floor. It was the weirdest sh*t ever.

So do you guys have any awkward experiences with The Elder Scrolls?
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So there I was, just hunting deer, when all of a sudden a deer actually fucking FLIES over my head and lands, stumbling like "Shit,shit,shit... Oh wait it's cool" and starts walking again then just dies. And I am just sitting there like "..........."


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I was playing oblivion the other day in a fight with a bandit and I swear he said Why Don`t you just get on my D****! I was Like wtf man and killed him.


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^LOL, I swear I hear that too. Mainly from nords when they scream something.


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It was the most scared I`ve been in oblivion and then I was seriously ticked off like dude what goes through your mind to say that to me and then I came to terms with he`s a crazy rapist and killed him


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I had Farkas in skyrim scream at me about marriage with his weapon drawn its a really messed up glitch in the game that can happen and it is terrifying.


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One particular incident in Skyrim where my wife was kidnapped and after being rescued she moonwalked everywhere and kept bumping into the tables in the house... it was very awkward for all of us involved


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In Oblivion I was in Bravil and went to the fighters guild at night to level up but when I get there I find out that like most NPC's they unequip their armor but unlike most NPC's they don't have any clothes to change into. I found an empty room with a vacant bed and rested a few hours completely normal right? Wrong, as I awoke I discovered that the nude NPC's switch beds at night and found some dude in a loincloth on the opposite side of the bed, it was freaking messed.

And in Skyrim if you use console commands on pc/mac you can change an NPC's sex, however it DOES NOT change their head to the new gender, found that out after a mortifying moment with Nazeem, usual head but a female body. He haunts me to this day.


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(August 9th 2013, 08:35 AM)Took an arrow in the knee Wrote: He haunts me to this day.

I can only imagine how weird that must have looked.... Jerk's head on a female body... Makes me wonder if I would decapitate him so they're separate or let it be


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Another one: I'm jumping on the wooden carts carts in Riverwood, and suddenly, I jump in one and it goes flying and kills a chicken. Long story short, I freaked out and started killing everybody in Riverwood, because if I didn't do it first, they would do it to me. Turns out that nobody cares if you launch a cart into a chicken and kill the thing. Logic=0

(August 8th 2013, 07:28 PM)JimmehThaLizard Wrote: So there I was, just hunting deer, when all of a sudden a deer actually fucking FLIES over my head and lands, stumbling like "Shit,shit,shit... Oh wait it's cool" and starts walking again then just dies. And I am just sitting there like "..........."

I guess you could say that was a bit of a [puts on sunglasses] deerlayed response.

(August 8th 2013, 07:59 PM)Sarin strdr Wrote: It was the most scared I`ve been in oblivion and then I was seriously ticked off like dude what goes through your mind to say that to me and then I came to terms with he`s a crazy rapist and killed him

[takes off sunglasses] I like to tea bag them when they say that [puts sunglasses back on] just to rub it in their face.
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(August 9th 2013, 02:12 PM)cyfiawnder hiraethus Wrote: Another one: I'm jumping on the wooden carts carts in Riverwood, and suddenly, I jump in one and it goes flying and kills a chicken. Long story short, I freaked out and started killing everybody in Riverwood, because if I didn't do it first, they would do it to me. Turns out that nobody cares if you launch a cart into a chicken and kill the thing. Logic=0

(August 8th 2013, 07:28 PM)JimmehThaLizard Wrote: So there I was, just hunting deer, when all of a sudden a deer actually fucking FLIES over my head and lands, stumbling like "Shit,shit,shit... Oh wait it's cool" and starts walking again then just dies. And I am just sitting there like "..........."

I guess you could say that was a bit of a [puts on sunglasses] deerlayed response.

(August 8th 2013, 07:59 PM)Sarin strdr Wrote: It was the most scared I`ve been in oblivion and then I was seriously ticked off like dude what goes through your mind to say that to me and then I came to terms with he`s a crazy rapist and killed him

[takes off sunglasses] I like to tea bag them when they say that [puts sunglasses back on] just to rub it in their face.
lol YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH


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(August 9th 2013, 02:25 PM)JimmehThaLizard Wrote:
(August 9th 2013, 02:12 PM)cyfiawnder hiraethus Wrote: Another one: I'm jumping on the wooden carts carts in Riverwood, and suddenly, I jump in one and it goes flying and kills a chicken. Long story short, I freaked out and started killing everybody in Riverwood, because if I didn't do it first, they would do it to me. Turns out that nobody cares if you launch a cart into a chicken and kill the thing. Logic=0

(August 8th 2013, 07:28 PM)JimmehThaLizard Wrote: So there I was, just hunting deer, when all of a sudden a deer actually fucking FLIES over my head and lands, stumbling like "Shit,shit,shit... Oh wait it's cool" and starts walking again then just dies. And I am just sitting there like "..........."

I guess you could say that was a bit of a [puts on sunglasses] deerlayed response.

(August 8th 2013, 07:59 PM)Sarin strdr Wrote: It was the most scared I`ve been in oblivion and then I was seriously ticked off like dude what goes through your mind to say that to me and then I came to terms with he`s a crazy rapist and killed him

[takes off sunglasses] I like to tea bag them when they say that [puts sunglasses back on] just to rub it in their face.
lol YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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(August 8th 2013, 11:50 PM)MaxxRocker Wrote: I had Farkas in skyrim scream at me about marriage with his weapon drawn its a really messed up glitch in the game that can happen and it is terrifying.

[takes off sunglasses][puts them back on]I guess he just wasn't ment to be your Companion.
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I met that traveling noble guy in skyrim with the bodyguard and the horse the latter of which was flying through the air all over the place and when he landed finally he was the same condescending prick as usual.


(and nice touch with the sunglasses and such.)


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I think this was my fault , but one time I hit farkas and I assume he was glitched so he hit me a couple of times and then I dont remember if i went to jail or A guard just didin't come , Later on I joined the companions and I had a quest that was with farkas , Every 10 seconds farkas would go up to me Weapon in hand and talk to me , Every 10 seconds in dat cave or whatever FARKAS WOULD TALK TO ME
The boss fights were so hard
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I remember clearing out a cave full of bandits on my first Skyrim playthrough... I dropped a couple of things in my inventory and continued on my way until a random bandit comes running towards me. Obviously, I shot at her with my bow but instead of coming to attack, she ran past me, picked up the boots I had dropped and came back to me saying "Better not leave those lying around" with my arrow sticking out of her forehead. She then proceeded to pull out her sword and try to kill me. I was so confused! Was she trying to teach me a lesson about picking up after myself!?


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