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Come to think of it, tes is slightly generic in a way... Elves are magical 'pretty' looking people, orcs are dumb brutes, vampires are evil and so on. Who says it has to be that way? Why can't orcs be clever magicians and elves be brutish? I'm being quite harsh but that's cuz I can't think of a way to open this.

I, Roflwaffleauthoritah, hereby invite you, the people of tesof, to band together and create our own fantasy universe. May it rival the mighty tes universe!

This is just some random experiment I want to do :P I already have a clear picture of what my world would be but i'd like to see if we could try and make one, just for fun!


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Sure!


* In middle of the world, there is a massive ocean, in middle of that ocean lies a mountain range, the eastern side of the lake is 50 meters higher than the western one. The reason for this is that there's a massive waterwheel, and by massive I mean gigantic on titanic portions throwing water from the western side to the eastern side.


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So the core of the planet is an ocean that is moved by a massive water wheel?


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Orcs arent dumb their just simple minded
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Centaurs exist and are evil. They have enslaved the Dwarfs, who ride GIANT venomous TOADS.


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But the flying fish of the West still rise from the deepest part of ocean to eat all of the crops at the 15th month of every Justice circle, and the Fluer (Flu-her) which are one of the race of men but has claws instead of fingers; and have long pointed tongues. And are very good at making cloth as well as great with daggers.The Dwarfs are good friends with the Orcs, who are clever magicians and love giving presents to everyone. The Fluer, Dwarfs and Orcs all hate the Centaurs.
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Centaurs don't care. The use dwarfs as target practice and slaves.


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But the Centaurs care about one thing: the Biles. Now the Biles are a race that is 9-10 feet tall, but are very smart and all of them are quite skinny (think of Slenderman with a back hunch) and they have no fingernails, and dull teeth. They have dull teeth and make giant sling-shots and the balls that they shoot are made of Corerumdum (Core-rum-drum) a thing that the Centaurs hate.

*Sorry for the name for the creatures, I am not the best at names, you will see*
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Chicken overlords forcing the populace to worship Sheogorath with koala, landshark, landsquid, narwhal and whaleshark high priests/enforces of Sheo and the official suppliers of cheese.

'Nuff said.


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The Centaurs decide to build (read: the Dwarves build) a wall to protect themselves from the Biles.


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All of the cheese in the world (what's the world called???) is now bad, for the evil Nads, creatures with one eye in the center of their foreheads and have red skin and live underground, release a poison that only effects cheese. While the Centaurs (Dwarfs) are building the walls, the Werewolves clan Foreskin, attack the Centaurs main city of Whalehar, the Centaur population is getting low from the attack, but the flying fish attack the wall, leaving a hole open. What will happen now???


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The Centaurs decide to sacrifice the Dwarves mounts to the Cheese God to protect them from the Nads and Biles. The sacrifice is accepted and cheese is rained down on Nads and Biles for days on end.


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(December 10th 2013, 07:41 PM)RiDo'Ja Wrote: The Centaurs decide to sacrifice the Dwarves mounts to the Cheese God to protect them from the Nads and Biles. The sacrifice is accepted and cheese is rained down on Nads and Biles for days on end.

Those Dwarf mounts will not be sacrificed so easy, I mean they are GIANT venomous TOADS.


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(December 10th 2013, 07:48 PM)LordSteel Wrote:
(December 10th 2013, 07:41 PM)RiDo'Ja Wrote: The Centaurs decide to sacrifice the Dwarves mounts to the Cheese God to protect them from the Nads and Biles. The sacrifice is accepted and cheese is rained down on Nads and Biles for days on end.

Those Dwarf mounts will not be sacrificed so easy, I mean they are GIANT venomous TOADS.

But they found the ore called Idonotknowwhattocallthisore and with Idonotknowwhattocallthisore they herded all of the GIANT venomous TOADS
with ease to sacrifice to the Cheese God.


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There was like a brief moment in there where I thought this was serious and then madness just utter madness.


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