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My girfriend wants to have sex with my best friend. Should I dump her?

There's a new pokemon mmo. It's totally legit.

sorry about the typos. Cocaine does that to me.

I started masturbating with my left hand. It changed my whole world.

bag of strange meat for sale 500 gold

I will pay 200 gold for anyone to do banished cells with me.

Zos is reluctant to wipe out bots and spammers because they are a good source of income.

guilds are broken

grouping is broken

enchanting is broken

pvp is broken

this game needs an auction house

IM SO HIGJ

jon
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This was a conversation I just witnessed

1st guy
we have cookies.

2nd guy
deep fried in pie?

3rd guy
wrapped in a burrito an triple fried

4th guy
I thought you were talking about martin luther king

Jon
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Post #170913
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How about,

1st guy
"My melons are on fire"

2nd guy
"My melons are covered in earth"

3rd guy
"My Dick is covered in gangreen"

1st guy
"ELEMELONS"


Gone to a better MMO, soz guys, it was fun.
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Post #170935
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Guy one: your stupid

My friend: you're*

Guy one: you're are stupid

This is a conversation between my fried and some guy.
This post was last modified: May 18th 2014, 03:00 PM by Alucardeo


Vote Isilmo for Queen!

OR PARISH!!!
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