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TES "books" in-game (Skyrim...++)


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What do you like books from in-game as Skyrim or ex-tes games?

I.e. http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Books_(Skyrim)


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The Lusty Argonian Maid ;)
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(October 6th 2012, 06:02 PM)Gavyyn Wrote: The Lusty Argonian Maid ;)

Well who doesn't love that book? It's hilarious! I would actually pay to see it performed as a play ^^


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Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

Act VII, Scene II, Continued


Lifts-Her-Tail

My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto
Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

End of Act VII, Scene II
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(October 6th 2012, 06:02 PM)Gavyyn Wrote: The Lusty Argonian Maid ;)

...Please tell me Crassius Curio hasn't learned time travel back to the Second Era, because that's not a pleasant thought. >_<


EDIT: Ah, misread the thread as being "books from Skyrim that should be in TES:O. Well the comment stands. :P
This post was last modified: October 7th 2012, 02:22 PM by MargieArgie


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I understood it as what books do you like that are in skyrim or other tes games o.o
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A lot book, written from old time... Would be good to know while we play in TESO...

I.e. Dwemer, old gods, Fire and Darkness, and many old books...

Except after Second Ea...


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Palla was also a good read in a weird creepy way o_O
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The Black Arrow series has a nice twist/explanation at the end.


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I found a .Zip file with all TES books (pre-skyrim) and dumped them all on my E-reader ....1 word: Awsome!
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I like books about Tamriel religion such is Sithis, Childrens of Anu... They are very interesting. As for Lusty Argonian Maid- i am very lazy to read that!Tired


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