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The Hangover - The Tales of Beor and Balgir


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The Tales of Beor and Balgir
Written by Balgir Winterborn and Beor Strong-Heart themselves



The Hangover
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The first thing that occurred to Beor was the splitting headache. As soon as he lifted his head up off the grass he groaned in pain. It felt like his head was about to burst. Beor closed his eyes again, trying to vaguely remember what had happened to him. Where am I? ...in the Hold of Falkreath, a small voice said in the back of his mind. What has happened to me. Unable to find the answer Beor slowly got up with a lot of effort. As he squinted his eyes against the bright morning sun, he took some time to take in his surroundings. Then all of the sudden it occured to him.

The elf! Where is that Bosmer? The wine! There must've been something in the wine. Next to him Beor heard a long moan.

"Oh... Mother." Beor looked to the left and saw Balgir next to him, getting up slowly. His vision was still blurry from whatever the hell was in that wine but he could clearly see Balgir was dealing with the very same problem.

"In the name of Tsun, what the hell happened to us last ni-..." But the big beared Nord stopped mid sentence as he looked around the campsite.

"Where are our belonings?" all the weariness seemed to disappear in Balgirs eyes as he now frantically started looking around the campsite.

"Blasted elf!" Balgir cursed.

"... The bastard poisoned us!'' Beor exclaimed as it started to dawn on him. "Shors balls." the young Nord angrily muttered as he got up with a groan.

"I told you!" Balgir furiously began, angrily pointing a finger at his friend. "I told you to never trust elves! Now this is what you get, you bloody oaf!" Balgir barked at him.

"What I get?! It was you who gratefully accepted the wine and passed it to me!" the young Nord sharply replied. Balgir cursed as he turned around and squatted down next to his bedroll. He searched through his satchell, trying to find out what was gone and what was left behind. Beor decided it was best to do the same thing and went to his respective travelling bag and started his own check up. As the two Nords searched their belongings the older of the two started analyzing the damage:

"He took the gold... the two sapphires I carried with me... the bread, the apples... Even my dagger - where's the mead?" Beor discovered that the elf had taken his gold aswell, and had eaten part of his bread.

"Where's the mead?" he heard Balgir ask himself again in the background.

The feeling suddenly occured to Beor that something felt quite unusual, but he could not quite place it. Then he quickly realized and immediatly felt at his throat. His necklace was gone.

"By Shor where's the bloody mead?!'" he heard Balgir exclaim again. He took my amulet. The sorrow of loss engulfed the young Nord. Beor felt as if he had been robbed part of his identity. But his sorrow was quickly replaced by rage.

"By Shors big hairy balls, where the hell is the MEAD?!" Balgir roared. Beor slowly got up from his kneeling position. Whoever this elf was, Beor was determined to catch him and break all his bones for stealing the thing that was most precious to him. The token of Beors old grandfather, the old Bormah that he had never known.

Balgir unexpectedly grabbed Beor by the shoulders and shook him frantically.

"HE TOOK THE MEAD!" Balgir bellowed in his companions face. "Shor damn it he took the damned mead! That pointy eared bastard took the MEAD!" Beor was startled at the sudden rage of Balgir. "The juniper berry mead, GONE! All GONE!" Balgir roared as he let go of his friend and kicked his satchell in the air.

"Do you know how much that bloody mead cost me?! Twenty-five gold! Twenty-five gold for a flask! Twenty-five gold for the best mead in the Pale!" Balgir seethed with rage as he picked up his cloak and flung it around him. He then grabbed his shield and went looking for his sword.

"I WILL FIND YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU DIRTY LITTLE TREE HUMPER!!" Balgir bellowed at the sky, hoping that somehow the thief might hear him. Beor controlled his anger but couldn't help but feeling the same thing. The mead thing sure was a shame but it wasn't that what bothered him most, all their gold had been stolen and most of all, Beors necklace. "When I find this man I will cut off his hands and shove them so far up his arse that he'll never be able to walk away from a crime like this, let alone steal anything at all!" Balgir cursed as he strapped his trustworthy sword to his belt.

Beor started putting on his gloves. "Might aswell rip off his cock and stuff it down in his throat - so he knows what it's like to be mouthfucked." Beor said as he spat out the foul taste of the poisoned wine. Balgir chuckled as he picked up his satchell.

"Aye, lad. This little elf has no idea who in Oblivion he is dealing with." he grinned at Beor and the young Nord returned the smile.

"Come on, let's get a move on. I want this Bosmer roasting above my fire before night falls." Balgir said as he passed Beor his sword. Beor accepted the blade and fastened it to his belt. No matter what, they were going to catch the elf. Nobody gets away easily with a crime like that in Skyrim, especially when it came to these two.

"Let's keep the pace high, if we're fast enough we'll indeed catch this Cingor Willowbrook just before twilight. He couldn't have gone too far with all that stuff on his back." Beor said as he picked up his bow and its respective quiver and slung it across his back.

"And if we're lucky we might just stop by a tavern afterwards and get ourselves a lass or two." Beor added and winked at Balgir. They both grinned. "Aye, that sounds like a fine idea to me, laddie. Let us be off then." Balgir replied.

The two companions started following the few tracks the Bosmer had left. They were going east. East it was for the two friends!
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dealing with a Hangover myself right now


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Beor and Balgir has a hangover ohwhaooo :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLhFDYQHDQY


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It came into my mind for some reason, great story anyway ^^


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Changed the story layout, better?


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